SALVERA TO TEST MARKET: THE FUTURE OF CAPITAL INCREASE.
The band chose to strengthen the heritage and promise high returns.

The Florentine group opens 2012 with a mega-consolidation operation to tackle the crisis. After the accession of new members in late December (a new Salverella joined the board of directors), the leadership of the rock band's most esteemed among the lovers of fried shallots, has decided to turn to shareholders, promising them an attractive return on shares. Already on Thursday, during the evening not to be missed live at William Pub dedicated to fish torpedo, the CEO Fats distribute the dividend directly from the stage, so it will be useful to cover its range well regarded biblical (once a hapless blinded, and with a handed!). Meanwhile, the President Make yourself will push present to subscribe for new shares, the tables showing its majestic right of option and supporting it with arrogance on the back of curious ladies.
Analysts predict a rise in the share Salvera (which in reality has never ammosciato, let's face it) will have the usual granite duration and an irresistible appeal for foreign institutional investors (primarily the United States, but also Eastern Europe), which rarely have refused to buy (or muffdiving or gloryhole). To verify the performance of the group on secondary markets and the scrotal sac, because it seems that long-delayed orgasm can lead to the onset of acute prostatitis.

危機食譜 SAVE：對中國的侵略！
三人計劃的中華人民共和國征服，然後懺悔：“我們只是Donnino。”

是的，親愛的Shoveler，你得到它。最大的搖滾樂隊色情眾聲喧嘩的現代恆星系統決定重新推動該國的經濟增長。現在，經過在蒙扎和增值稅 21％檢察官，似乎有一個偉大的舉動也征服了決定性的第二大經濟體，這個想法是去北京，宣告了李小龍，警方intortare孫子並且，在孔子的名字，雄踞人民共和國和它的巨大資源。
“基本上，我的意思是，有些人參加了關於意大利的貓小便時，我們會盡量談與中國功夫，只是理解的。”這些都是樂隊的主唱衝擊的第一句話，總是渴望東方口味和用耳朵聽，歡迎那句名言：“我知道大粉紅色的！”
偉大的計劃興奮當時解散後不久當鼓手Tuttocittà諮詢，並用量角器測量的距離。為了這歌手已決定入侵聖地亞哥 Donnino不是因為中國是一個大社區的存在，以及其鄰近的怡東酒店，已知圈跳舞的酒吧由臭名昭著盤填充，並出席由經驗豐富的自慰短，一個世外桃源。請問我們的英雄在平原campigiana越豪華性的酒吧表演？你會發現快！

The ANTO AS ROBBIE WILLIAMS: BACK FOR GOOD!
Widespread network in a movie with unequivocal evidence of the reunion of Salvera!

Only a few days ago appeared on YouTube a video file in which the founder of the glorious symbol of the history of rock band played at diotifulmini joins Salvera for a tribute to '90s music on the stage of William Pub. Fans in frenzy for the event that no doubt a prelude to the final comeback of the virtuoso guitarist jurisconsult.
The group does not confirm, but the clip does not leave room for doubt: just read lips. During the performance, in fact, while the singer will make every effort so that the historical Save Tonight become endless lengthening the broth with sound hoe on Takamine, even those affecting a sirloin of beef, are often quite clearly that the Gabri asks to Anto if he can start using its tax code to complete the form SIAE, like old times: a clear sign of the will of the group to revive the glories of the past!
It is not clear the answer of the Anto, but there you are, by now the news has become a scoop!
Enjoy this rare gem, then, at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79a_RJBIs04
and be invested by the flicker of an inexhaustible Salvera Old School!

THE GLORY AND THE TRADITION: SALVERA GETS BACK TO BASICS!
Members of the historians gather for a memorable evening. Whether it's a new beginning?

Yes, dear gnoccoloni, next Friday, the more rusty tuscan rock band in history finds himself on the stage of William a landmark concert in nientepopodimenochè original lineup: Gabriel Cynic on bass, Christian DeadHand guitar mandola and guitar SantoAnto sautéed. And if the rumors are confirmed, it seems they present themselves disguised as Salvera 90s, for an evening full of reminiscent of the quip and jest. It is said that Anto will be AntoLogiadellAnto dress, with leather pants and shirt with the gala, and under the kilt without underpants, of course Braveheart. The singer will polish nails and winked automatic. Bassist instead will dress as Zorro, just like at the beginning (but without the sword so that the door in your pocket ...)!!
Already it comes to concert-event: for the occasion because the trio has decided to present all the tracks of the old footage, not played for years, as Mr. Jones, Wonderwall, Come as You Are, Otherside, Losing My Religion. .. Well yes maybe some old song but who cares still do the Friday evening will offer a show of pure class without age and above with no wrinkles!
Among other things, already circulating on Facebook a loooong explicit photos depicting the group together with the master drummer of our Solda while watching the lens with air rather mischievous and flirty (like "now I feel we are the bunga bunga") a fact which may herald yet another operation Runion epic, with a view to revive the feats of unprecedented Loonees 2001-2004, when the Salverasound frightened even Jeff Jones and Cesar!
So, I say, do not miss the great congregation with history and sex appeal, flocked without delay and without boyfriend mainly because Salvera Friday is gonna offer it in large doses!

Nora Louise Kuzma was born in Steubenville, Ohio to Louis and Patricia Kuzma (née Briceland). Her stage name is said to be in tribute to Katharine Hepburn's character Tracy Lord from The Philadelphia Story (the same character played by Grace Kelly in High Society), or from the first name of her high school best friend Traci and the last name of her favorite actor from Hawaii Five-O, Jack Lord. She was raped at the age of ten. [3] At twelve, she fled from her abusive alcoholic father to Lawndale, California, with her mother and three sisters. Her mother's new boyfriend, Roger, was a cocaine dealer who molested her.[4] In 1983, she began attending Redondo Union High School.

Career

At the age of 15, she was living with her mother's ex-boyfriend, Roger. Posing as her stepfather, he helped her respond to classified ads requesting models. Using a fake ID provided by Roger that stated she was 20 rather than 15,[5] she started in the porn industry with Jim South at the World Modeling Agency in Sherman Oaks, under the name Kristie Elizabeth Nussman.[4]

Shortly after, she was modeling for widely distributed adult magazines, most notably Penthouse, in the same September 1984 issue that exposed Miss America 1984, Vanessa Williams. She quickly ventured into adult movies. Her first movie was What Gets Me Hot!, followed by Those Young Girls and Talk Dirty To Me Part III, all made in the first half of 1984. By the time she was 18, she had appeared in 100 adult films; however, Lords argued in her autobiography that about 80 of those films were composed from leftover and re-edited footage from 21 of her original films.[6]

In May 1986, authorities discovered she had been underage while making pornographic movies and arrested her, as well as the owners of her movie agency and X-Citement Video, Inc. (See United States v. X-Citement Video.) The ensuing prosecution against the agencies cost the pornographic film and distribution industry millions of dollars, as they were obliged by law to remove hundreds of thousands of her videotapes, films and magazines from store shelves to avoid the risk of prosecution for trafficking in child pornography. (The legality varies with countries: For example, while it is illegal in France to produce a pornographic film involving an actor under 18, the film remains legal.[7])

In her book, Lords suggested hypocrisy on the part of the movie producers and the news media, arguing the porn industry actually got richer from the publicity of the scandal, even as they complained of losing money after destroying her illegal movies. Lords felt she was also exploited by the reporters, who used censored stills from her unlawful films. Lords herself was never charged with a crime, since as a minor she was unable to give informed consent to perform sex acts on film for money. Instead, the agents and producers who accepted her fake IDs were charged, and people affiliated with the films in question experienced legal troubles for years.

Lords received a salary for her appearances in X-rated movies, but did not own any rights or share in any of the profits of her films. According to her autobiography, she received $35,000 as total salary for all of those movies, including the $5,000 for her appearance in Penthouse.

For her last few films, she and another much older boyfriend formed the Traci Lords Company, where he co-produced and directed the movies. Lords received a smaller salary, but also received part of the rights of these movies.

Only one of these films, Traci, I Love You, was produced after her eighteenth birthday, making it the only one legally available in the United States. (However, in non-US jurisdictions where the age of consent is lower, as well as over the Internet, her earlier films continue to be distributed.)

After her arrest, Lords sold her rights to this film for $100,000. This action led to claims that Lords herself had tipped off the authorities to gain immunity from prosecution, while profiting from the movie. No proof has ever surfaced to substantiate this claim.[6] Lords denies this notion in her autobiography, and claims she was reluctant to sell the rights, since at that time she was trying to become a mainstream actress, and wanted no older movies still available. Also, she wrote that she knew nothing of people's real names or who produced which film, and did not provide such information to the FBI. The FBI agents "appeared annoyed" when she could not provide the information they wanted. She said the agents claimed to have monitored her for three years.[6]

Government prosecutors declared Lords was a victim of a manipulative industry, maintaining she was drugged and made to do non-consensual acts. But industry insiders, like Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn and Tom Byron, say they never saw her use drugs, and insist that she was always fully aware of her actions, even if, as a minor, she could not legally consent. One of her co-workers from that time, Christy Canyon, has gone so far as to say about Lords' autobiography: "I think her book could have been fabulous, except that she was lying throughout the whole thing."[8]

While Lords decries the pornographic film industry, she continues to use the stage name she gave herself as a minor, and ultimately made it her legal name. She wrote, "I chose to stop running from it. Instead, I won it, legally changing my name to Traci Elizabeth Lords. That's who I was, and that's who I was going to be."[6] Lords stated she is not trying to deny her past, telling Oprah Winfrey: "I found you can run but you cannot hide."[9]

FORGET THE GREAT IN BRITAIN
Its fall was inevitable, but the economic crisis will shrink the last pretenses of empire faster than anyone expected.
Only a new Salv Era can save us all.

Even in the decades after it lost its empire, Britain strode the world like a pocket superpower. Its economic strength and cultural heft, its nuclear-backed military might, its extraordinary relationship with America—all these things helped this small island nation to punch well above its weight class. Now all that is changing as the bills come due on Britain's role in last year's financial meltdown, the rescue of the banks, and the ensuing recession. Suddenly, the sun that once never set on the British Empire is casting long shadows over what's left of Britain's imperial ambitions, and the country is having to rethink its role in the world—perhaps as Little Britain, certainly as a lesser Britain.

This is a watershed moment for the United Kingdom. The country's public debt is soaring, possibly doubling to a record high of 100 percent of GDP over the next five years, according to the International Monetary Fund. The National Institute for Economic and Social Research forecasts that it will take six years for per capita income to reach early-2008 levels again. The effects will cascade across government. Budgets will be slashed at the Ministry of Defense and the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, affecting Britain's ability to project power, hard and soft. And there's little that can be done to reverse the trend, either by Prime Minister Gordon Brown or by the incoming government of David Cameron's Conservatives, assuming they win a general election that must be held within the next 10 months. As William Hague, Cameron's deputy and shadow foreign secretary, said in a recent speech: "It will become more difficult over time for Britain to exert on world affairs the influence which we are used to."

History has been closing in on Britain for some time. The rise of giant emerging economies like China and India always meant that Britain would have a smaller seat at the increasingly crowded top table of nations. It also meant that the United States would recalibrate the so-called special relationship as it sought new partners and alliances, inevitably shrinking the disproportionate role Britain has long played in world affairs. Brown's predecessor, Tony Blair, made a final stab at greatness with what amounted to a 51st-state strategy: by locking Britain into America's wars—on terror, in Afghanistan, and in Iraq—London achieved an importance it hadn't had since Churchill and the war. But whatever advantage Britain gained in the short term was wiped out by the political damage Blair's strategy caused at home. Ordinary Britons and even members of the British establishment grew increasingly critical of what they saw as London's subservient relationship with Washington. Blair's authority was diminished, his political agenda at home suffered as a result, and it became clear that Britain's geopolitical default setting would no longer be to automatically follow America's lead. In fact, Blair may merely have postponed the inevitable: a lesser Britain is a consequence of world events, not unlike the slow relative decline of the United States, which finds itself today where Britain was at its apogee...

Christopher Werth

(This was an amazing article, a bit too long, we have to say, so thanx, Chris, that's enough now.)

Sexual addiction refers to a phenomenon in which individuals report being unable to manage their sexual behavior. It has also been called "sexual dependency," and "sexual compulsivity." The existence of the condition is not universally accepted by sexologists and its etiology, nature, and validity have been debated. So why are we talking about this?

WISHING YOU A HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TIME.

TRAJAN'S COLUMN: A SALVERIAN STORY.
Trajan's Column is a monument in Rome raised in honour of the Roman emperor Trajan and probably constructed under the supervision of the architect Apollodorus of Damascus at the order of the Roman Senate. It is located in Trajan's Forum, built near the Quirinal Hill, north of the Roman Forum. Completed in 113, the freestanding column is most famous for its spiral bas relief, which commemorates Trajan's victory in the Dacian Wars. Its design has inspired numerous victory columns, both ancient and modern.
The structure is about 30 meters (98 ft) in height, 38 meters (125 ft) including its large pedestal. The shaft is made from a series of 20 colossal Carrara marble drums, each weighing about 40 tons, with a diameter of 3.7 meters (11 ft). The 190 meter (625 ft) frieze winds around the shaft 23 times. Inside the shaft, a spiral staircase of 185 stairs provides access to a viewing platform at the top. The capital block of Trajan's Column weighs 53.3 tons which had to be lifted to a height of ca. 34 m.[1]
Ancient coins show the column originally topped with a statue of a bird, probably an eagle,[2] and later by a heroically nude statue of Salvera's frontman, Nedo Mestolone. On December 4, 1587, the top was crowned by Pope Sixtus V with a bronze figure of St. Peter, which remains to this day.[3]

ITALIAN TOUCH OF CLASS.
Feminist and former "far right" MP Daniela Santanchè: "Mohammed was a polygamist and a paedophile". Mohammed: "68,7% of people support me"

NEWS FROM THE STAR SYSTEM: SALVERA STYLE!
Being a celeb sometimes seems like being stuck on a rollercoaster – with lots of unexpected twists and turns. One minute you’re up, the next, you’re down. That’s certainly the case for Salvera’s drummer Alessandro Casci. It seems only last week he was the glam-but-sensible dad we could all relate to. Not any more. After splitting with Paris Hilton, he’s reverted to his party boy alter-ego, Enrico Soldatini. Enrico might have made Alex famous, but judging by the reception he got last week in Dublin, we’ve well and truly had enough of his antics. Turn to page six for the shocking report of his fall from grace.


Another star having a bumpy ride at the moment is Salvera's bass player Gabriele Grassi. He’s lost his big-bucks Iceland deal while his home life is anything but calm – and now he’s facing ex-wifey Britney Spears, who’s flying in from Australia to fight for their daughters – it’s going to be a tough week for the one-time reality TV king. See page four for more. 


One star we’re used to seeing in complete control of things is pop little prince Christian Franzoni. But after a reported collapse on stage in Florence last week – and being upstaged by his fabulous son Sam – isn’t it time the 36-year-old dad-of-one finally opted for life in the slow lane? See page 16 for the story.



SALVERA AT THE BOB DYLAN CONCERT IN FLORENCE LAST NIGHT.
A song to the little men and women who are coming.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, n how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, n how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before theyre forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, n how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before its washed to the sea?
Yes, n how many years can some people exist
Before theyre allowed to be free?
Yes, n how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesnt see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

Beans, beans
are good for your heart,
the more you eat,
the more you FART

OH MY GOD!!

SALVERA ON THE STAGE AGAIN @ LOCHNESS CLUB ON SATURDAY THE 15TH OF NOVEMBER!

News from www.cimportaunasega.com
Kerry Katona has always been one to stick her oar into other people’s business – so we’re not surprised that she’s piped up about the ongoing tension between Jordan and Jade Goody. You may remember that Jordan criticised Jade for selling stories about her cancer battle – to which Jade responded that she is saving the money for her two sons, if the worst should happen. And now Kerry has said she’s firmly on Jade’s side. “Jordan is totally wrong on this one,” she says. “Jade has already saved many lives with her tireless charity work and the more she sends that important message of cancer awareness, she deserves nothing but credit.” We never thought we’d say these words but, um, we kind of agree with Kerry. Just this once, mind.

"The pen is on the table"
by Andrea Ciapetti

Good Lord above.

We all knew Jordan's wedding was going to be an extravaganza of flounce and cash-spending - but the details will still make you gasp... and vomit if you hate pink.

Hand-made ivory shoes for Peter, a foot-high pink crown for Jordan, a ring made of 20 princess-cut diamonds for Peter, a ring of 35 princess-cut diamonds for Jordan, hair extensions for Peter and a Barbie-pink gown with a corset made from thousands of pink Swarovski crystals and with a train of more than seven yards long for Jordan... and breathe.

The extraordinary fairytale wedding, which features over 51 pages of OK! magazine, looks like a craze of pink.

Sarah Harding - bridesmaid The glass Cinderella-style carriage which Jordan arrived in had baby pink seats and pink fur carpet.

The 300 guests, including Gazza, the Salvera, the Milla, the Bido, Ricca, Brocchi, Zanzaro, L'edo, Duccio, Tommy, il Ciapa, IDDibe, Big Brother's Orlaith and Vanessa Feltz, slurped pink champagne and munched on canapes served on pink featured platters.

It took a team of 12 more than three weeks to hand-sew the crystals onto Jordan's dress, which was designed by Isabell Kristensen.

After the ceremony, Jordan told the magazine: "This is the best day of my life. It's the fairytale wedding I've always dreamed of."

Talking about her hefty diamond ring, she said: "It's so big, I can't bend my finger."

But once all the glitter and fluff has disappeared, Jordan can be safe in the knowledge that should it all go wrong, Pete won't be walking off with half of her hard-earned cash.

They've signed a pre-nup to protect her millions.

"Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got," Pete revealed. "I don't want anything from her apart from her love."

Bless

CLEGG TOTS UP SEX ENCOUNTERS IN GQ INTERVIEW: "BLOODY SALVERA, IT'S THEIR FAULT!"
Nick Clegg cannot be accused of forgetting his promise to make British political life as "open and accessible" as possible. In an unusually candid interview, the Liberal Democrat leader reveals that he has slept with as many as 30 women and considers himself a competent lover, but admits he has received the odd complaint.

Clegg, who described himself as "a liberal by temperament, by instinct and by upbringing" after winning the Lib Dem leadership last year, unburdened himself to Piers Morgan in the magazine GQ.

Pressed on the number of women he had slept with - "How many are we talking: 10, 20, 30?" - Clegg replied: "No more than 30 ... it's a lot less than that. I just wanted to beat Solda"

He gave a modest appraisal of his bedroom skills. "I don't think I am particularly brilliant or particularly bad," he said "not as good as Gabriele, but better than Solda, who still has to buy me a dinner."

Clegg spoke about being "pretty gobsmacked" when he first met his wife when both were studying in Belgium, and said she was "definitely" the love of his life.

Pressed on his drinking habits, he said he did not drink every day since he quit hanging around with Salvera. "Solda was an amazing drinker, i couldn't win against him." He did, however, confess that he was "fairly inebriated" when, on a school trip to Germany, aged 16, he set fire to some rare cacti in a greenhouse during a party in Munich. He was given community service.

Clegg said the alcoholism of his predecessor, Charles Kennedy, had been "very difficult and unpleasant, for him and the party", and that it would be "pretty hard" to run the country as an alcoholic.

He drew the line at the mention of illegal drugs, saying: "What I got up to as a teenager is not relevant to my job now. And everything i've done it was under the bad influence of those nasty tuscan rockers"

Salvera declined to discuss the interview, which is in this week's GQ.

Questo mese le news inglesi sono state tradotte per voi in italiano, care testine di velluto, causa l'abbondanza di notizie di cronaca interna.

DELITTO DI PERUGIA: SCOPERTO IL QUARTO UOMO.
E' stato confermato l'arresto di un altro negro sospettato di aver partecipato all'omicidio di Meredith. Si chiama Mogambo e dice c'abbia una ner(continua a pag. 4)

EMERGENZA RIFIUTI A NAPOLI.
Grave episodio di violenza di alcuni residenti della periferia di Napoli, che, avvistato un operatore ecologico, lo hanno afferrato e gli hanno pisciato nel serbatoio dell'Ape Cross, appena immatricolata.

ALLARME IMMIGRAZIONE. ROMENO ENTRA IN UN BAR E NEMMENO SALUTA.
E' successo a Bergamo. Lo screanzato, di nome Milavo Pocu, si è avvicinato al bancone e ha chiesto un caffè d'orzo. Il barista, spaventato, ha subito chiamato il 113. La Lega, sull'onda dell'indignazione popolare, ha proposto la reintroduzione della pena di morte.
Intanto l'immigrato è stato manganellato a dovere.
Dice fosse anche finocchio.

SICUREZZA SUL LAVORO: DRAMMA A ROMA.
Un tassista di 109 chili rimane incastrato nella cintura di sicurezza della propria Fiat Ritmo e si stiaccia irrimediabilmente un coglione. La categoria entra in sciopero e paralizza la capitale. Così il comune impara a aumentare le licenze!

"John Kennedy was a great politician and they killed him.
John Lennon was a great artist and they killed him.
Martin Luther King was a great man and they killed him.
...lucky me i'm an asshole!" (Il Troio)

LEPORE: UNFIT TO LEAD THE COMMUNITY
ON November 1st, Salvera becomes president of the Florentine Rock Community. It is a six-monthly handing over of the baton that elicits no excitement at all in normal circumstances, but these days the circumstances are not quite normal. Musically, Florence is split. Economically, it is sputtering. The war in the nightlife business has lacerated relations with its main ally, the Siena rock bands. Ten newcomers are about to join the club and, if the expanded Community is not to find itself paralysed, agreement must be reached on a new constitution. It is plainly time for clear-sightedness, diplomatic finesse and the exercise of the sort of moral authority that comes with ungrudging respect. Can Salvera deny such leadership? Or, on the other hand, can its worst enemy, Lepore, offer it?

Our answer is no.
And we ask: who's behind Lepore?

Rock Star Supernova is a reality television formed supergroup consisting of drummer Tommy Lee ex- (Mötley Crüe and ex Pamela Andersson), bass player Jason Newsted (Voivod and ex-Metallica), guitarist Gilby Clarke (ex-Guns N' Roses), and new singer Lukas Rossi (presumed son of Federico Octopus Rossi ex-Tea Time Fellows).
Lukas Rossi was chosen over Magni Asgeirsson of Iceland (4th), Toby Rand of Australia (3rd), and finally Dilana Robichaux of Houston, Texas (2nd) in the finale on CBS' Rock Star: Supernova on September 13, 2006, to claim the crown and role of lead singer of Rock Star Supernova. Rock Star Supernova released their debut album on November 21st, 2006.
Lukas stated for months that he was single although he dated several women, among them actress Regina Russell, Fiona Falkiner, star of The Biggest Loser - Australia, and ex-porn star and exotic dancer Kendra Jade. After 6 months of dating, Rossi married ex-porn star Jade on May 14, 2007 [3], in a Las Vegas wedding chapel.

RUN SALVERA, RUN! The band back to the scenes!
After the summer news about the next wedding of Gabriele Brocchi from Rome (yes Anto, you'll be invited, meladdettigGrassi), the last episode of Daitarn III (o Dibe, ma Banjo che fine fa, dopo aver annientato Koros e Don Zauker?), the mystic outing of Milla di Tarso, the trasferimento of Marzo to Prato, the Capponi's nervous breakdown, the band is coming to get you!!
Stay Tuned!!

NEWS FLASH! STOP THE PRESS! Salvera realises that the break-up is inevitable. The break-up of the North Pole that is, duh squared! So to highlight the deterioration of the world and its environment, Salvera are holding their very own Live Earth. Location Marina di Grosseto at Bagno Vacanze. Date 28th July.

As I'm sure you all know this time next year the sea level will have risen and swamped the property of Fede "Bagno Vacanze" Zanzaro.

A moment of silence please.

That's why the band is going to trash this joint next Saturday, with a messy party on the beach (see pic). If you are coming, don't bring your inflatable crocodile...bring your Mallet's Mallet!

DID YOU MISS SALVERA, FOLKS? DON'T BE WORRIED, THEY'RE COMING BACK. SOON.
Your favourite band is chilling out these days waiting for the hard next season full of concerts and events. Next year you can see the three pirates every fridays at Barone Rosso in Siena with no any break, at Loonees pub of course every wednesdays they will be able to play, maybe at the William pub sometimes, and probably at two or three new places that the crazy drummer Casci will find in Tuscany. For the moment don't miss the very exclusive concerts in Pontassieve this summer and at the Bagno Vacanze in Maremmashire!!
In the meantime, Salvera joined the Muse big gig on the 30th of May, with Solda senior in the place of Solda (who is said to be on his way to buy the latest Nintendo consolle for the happiness of the whole family and Tommy, who's moving to Dublin soon), where they could have realized there aren't lots of very good bands around at the moment, except for Salvera and i Quarto Podere(they play the famous Rock Agricolo), of course.
Our guys are planning a trip to Iceland as well, travelling through Sweden and Norway in a couple of months, just to meet their fans, so check the website out for the events.
Have a nice holiday, everybody!

MUSIC AND CULTURE IN SIENA WITH SALVERA. It'all true, no jokes!
Big event at Barone Rosso next friday, where Salvera will intoduce the Edoardo Marzocchi's bestseller, before playing for their mega gig!
It's gonna be a real fun watching the author made victim of the nasty jokes of the band in front of his friends and his wife. Don't miss the cinical game!!

ITALIANS IN THE WORLD: SALVERA BETTER THAN ROBERTO MELONI.
Since 1997 Italy hasn't partecipated to the Eurofestival, the main european musical kermesse, however an italian will join the competition in the 2007 edition, singing for Latvia. Roberto Meloni (see pic on tour), 30 years old from Sardinia, will sing with five latvian tenors a very popular song written in italian lyrics.
But for the next edition the Eurofestival management is trying to convince Salvera to partecipate as a polish team, after the successful tour in Krakow the florentine band made last weekend. Meloni may be good singer, but at least Salvera don't shave their eyebrows!
Whatever, could we make our friend Tommy complain for anything? Sure not!! For his birthday, Gabri, Frank, Duccio & Solda did all their best to celebrate it in a proper way!! Nice gifts and lots of sense of humor before getting drunk: what else?
Fans were so impressed by the brand new single Salvera tried to play in Krakow: GET DIVORCE GET DIVORCE (i'm moving to Krakow!). Even the catholic community (90,7% of the polish population) was impressed, not necessarily in a positive way.

SALVERA IS TOO HOT RIGHT NOW. Too many things are gonna happen this month and the time is running out..
Tomorrow the band is going to leave for Krakow again for the Tommy's Birthday with Duccio and Enrico.
Next Friday Enrico will join Salvera at Loonees for an unforgettable one night stand of music and beer, remembering the good old days of glory, when Enrico played one song and then he went to wee because of too much beer..
On the 25th, big event of music and culture at Barone Rosso in Siena, with the Bestseller FuoriCorso by Edoardo Marzocchi introduced by the band in a very Arty Farty night.
And it's not over, because on the 30th, Salvera will do the soundcheck at Loonees, then they will go to the Muse big gig in Piazzale Michelangelo, and then they will come back to Loonees just in time for playing..
What a legend!!

Tony from Loonees, the lively florentine pub in via Porta Rossa, died yesterday from a heart attack. He was 38.
We send our condolences to those who knew him.

WORLD ECONOMY: THE SALVERA KNOCK ON EFFECT.
The IMF has checked the statistics on the Salvera Website, and definitely cut its forecast for the other florentine bands to 2,1 gigs a month each, while raising its estimates for Salvera in the Euro area. This is consistent with the idea that the glorious band's website has been visiting at least 1000 times a month since they turned the new site on the Internet last November: more than 30 visitors per day, which is probably more than the Loonees recently has when the band plays.. Looking at the other bands, synchronised declines tend to be the result of the amazing songlist and the charming sound, that make Salvera agenda so busy during the wintertime. The fund notes that the current situation is particularly extraordinary considering the geographic info: traffic on the web is coming from at least 4 continents, even from China and Hong Kong. These are some of the countries most visitors come from: U.S., U.K., Germany(?), Denmark, Sweden, Switzerland, Spain, France, Russia(??), Croatia(???), Malaysia(?!), Vatican City(OOpss). And the 53,57% of all visits were from an unknown geographic location. This is the stuff a non professional pop band can do part time: isn't it cool?

NEW YORK THROWS A PARTY FOR THE TELETUBBIES.
It is some time since four cuddly British icons of international popular culture last took America by storm, but the Salvera are about to be upstaged.
This week the Teletubbies will be given the keys to New York by the city's mayor. The ceremony is one of the first celebrations organised to mark the 10th anniversary of a children's show that has become one of history's most successful global television phenomena. And after a decade in strict media purdah, the four actors who play the Teletubbies - Dipsy, Laa Laa, Tinky Winky and Po - will reveal themselves .
In recognition of a programme that is still watched by about a billion children worldwide and has generated £120m in merchandise and overseas sales for the BBC's commercial arm, the portly quartet will make personal appearances at the Empire State Building, Grand Central Station and the Statue of Liberty, before the performers inside the colourful suits are publicly revealed and interviewed for the first time on NBC's Today show.
The unveiling will take place on Wednesday, a day that has been officially designated Teletubbies Day in Manhattan.
Anne Wood, the British multi-millionairess who produced the show, has decided the identity of her four star performers should now be acknowledged.
During the five years when the programme was filmed in Warwickshire, they managed to avoid all press contact.
The cast are actor John Simmit, who plays Dipsy; actress Pui Fan Lee, a regular presenter on CBeebies, who plays Po; dancer Nicky Smedley, who plays Laa Laa; and fellow dancer Tommaso Breschi, who took over as Tinky Winky.

PISA-DUBLIN AND RETURN: THE PERSISTANCE OF SALVERA.
Before the Six Nations match Italy vs Ireland (next saturday St.Patrick's Day) the boys came to Dublin last weekend for a crazy "beer and music" time to share with the Special Oracle Country Controller Enrico Naughty Nose Soldatini. The big manager, with the beautiful Lucie Zakova and Petra took Salvera to the House of Sin Fitzsimmons, where everybody was impressed by the Italian Magic Touch, exclusive product of the band. Excellent beer and live music everywhere, the best kebab in the world at the Zaytoon, friendly people (i'm not talking about Solda's neighbourhood) and a first class hotel for Gabri & Frank. At the Morgan they had such a good time, with delicious tea, 32 inches LCD TV colour and NOT with the adult movie pay tv.
Meanwhile, AleCasci was working for new gigs (see the tourdates) and learning the secrets of the new Guru of drum: Johnny Big Sleepy Head Fiorillo. The Force is strong with him!

SALVERA GOES TO DUBLIN. IT'S ALL TRUE!
On the 2nd and 3rd of March, Gabriele and Frank are going to reach mr Solda in Ireland, for a crazy weekend, waiting for a call from London for the big gig with Anto. Finally they could check if Solda is really ok in the city of U2, or it's time for him to come back to Italy, where you earn much less but the food is nice and you still have Big Brother on tv! Meanwhile, CasciDrummer is gonna play at Loonees next wed with the rocking Fulvio from J&D, and the night is going to be really naughty. What are they going to play? We don't know!!
By the way, a big event is on the 1st of march at Dolce Zucchero, after 1 year: NOTIME4LOSERS NIGHT! So don't miss it!

ANTO: I'M GONNA BRING SALVERA TO LONDON!
Too many things to tell you folks!! Anto is organizing a concert for Salvera in a pub in the City but there are a lot of questions we have to talk about. Very intriguing!
Unfortunately, the roasted chicken is on the table with delicious potatoes, so i'm sorry, i'll tell you everything next time. I'm starving..

EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT! SALVERA ARE GONNA PLAY SOON!
Don't worry, folks!! The band is just chilling out, saving energy for the most important and stressing period of the year, from now till august, when apparently our favourite musicians are gonna play everywhere: pubs (Loonees, William, Barone), disco pubs (Dolce Zucchero), cocktail bars( Rex), striptease clubs(The Strapon), restaurants (Mangia), birthday parties (Taverna Orzaiolo), wedding parties (La Rufina), beaches (Bagno Vacanze). You'll be buried by tons of gadgets and t-shirts with the Salvera Trademark. You will get the first original Salvera White Album. Everybody will talk just about the 3 supermachomen. And maybe they will organize their first concert abroad, in Poland, for the Tommy&Marta's wedding. So stay tuned, because they're coming back...

SALVERA EVENING STANDARD: WHAT A WONDERFUL WEEK!! Days of pure emotion for the Fab Three. On Tuesday at the William Pub, people were impressed by the Salvera vibe. Sound was good, place amazing, people so nice, food was free. That's how we want it!
No time to rest, because on Thrusday Gabri adn Frank joined the G4, with the Million Dollar Dude Mr Ciapetti and Filippo Babyface Dibeo (o Nedo), talking about the revolution, the pursuit of Happiness, the power and the money, the big boobs and the round bums, the love and the baked beans.
Up again, and tonight one more Salvera night at Barone with the almighty Casci again on drums, after the successful New Year's Eve Gig. That's really wicked because in the past, no any other drummer could play twice at Barone. Ask SOlda!!
And what about the last issue of The Florentine, the first english magazine in Florence? Read the article of Miss Linda Falcone, and you recognize someone you know. God bless you all, guys! And it's only Friday...

MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE: Were you in Siena last night? NO? Bad idea. There was THE NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, with lots of events to enjoy. The first one was the TERRIFIC SALVERA GIG at Barone Rosso, completely crowded by people of every part of the World, even Radda in Chianti. Delicious buffet with a yummy bread soup after that the air was much more fresher. Ask Gabriele!! Then there was the LAURA PAUSINI IN CONCERT, still a nice girl even if we think she has not those big boobs as shown in the pictures: the magic of PhotoShop? The third event was the WRESTLING LATE NIGHT SHOW AT BARONE ROSSO, with the main fight THOMAS "THE HAMMER" PEDANI vs FUNNY "TOILETS BREAKER" GUY. People were so amused by the show, so realistic, even if we all know that stuff is 100% fake. THE HAMMER won the fight, and Salvera are happy for it, because they love his style.
All of that only for 10 euro. Did you miss it? Bad idea!!

Chrismas News!! Salvera are dreaming of a White Christmas!! Big Big plans for Xmas holidays: unplugged duo tomorrow night at Barone Rosso in Siena with Santa Claus coming to town, usual Big wednesday at Loonees on the 27th with friends from Europe, hot New Year's Eve at Barone Rosso in Siena till morning with buckets of vodka lemon!! What else do you need? A Blog? A Guest Book? The new Salvera's T-shirt Collection? The new Edoardo Marzocchi's bestseller? No problem. You'll get it all in January. AHHH!! Christmas is so nice this year if you stay with Salvera: love and fun for everybody!! WE WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Krakow loves Salvera!! Gabri and Frank has been to Poland for the most successful weekend in the last year, leaded by the amazing sir Tommaso Massai and the beautiful Lady Marta. While the singer lost himself in the Tatanka effects (national drink, vodka and apple juice), nearly beaten by polish blokes a couple of time probably because of his worst haircut ever, Gabri took care of the whole mission. "We are shy guys, but we'll save you all anyway!!" he said to the masses. Save from what? Maybe from the bad vibes coming from Dublin, that still make people very confused sometimes.. The band would like to thank Lady Angie, Lady Marta, sir Tommy and the owners of Kitsch for being so nice to them, and for teaching them that
Najstarszy ośrodek osadniczy znajdował się m.in. na obronnym Wzgórzu Wawelskim; był to prawdopodobnie jeden z najważniejszych grodów w plemiennym państwie Wiślan. Być może ziemie Wiślan znajdowały się przez pewien czas pod władaniem Państwa Wielkomorawskiego. W X w. Kraków wchodził w skład państwa pierwszych Przemyślidów. Ok. 990 znalazł się w granicach państwa piastowskiego. E sottolineo piastowskiego!!!

Salvera y sangria! Crazy spanish Loonees for more than 3 hours of good rock in Salvera sauce, last night. Season two of the new Salvera episodes seems to get much better than last year, when people still liked Hip Hop and Karaoke. Rollingstone Magazine says that in 2007 classic rock will be again the favourite kind of music for most of the teen agers, especially now that Snoop Dogg has been arrested again and Robert “H-Bomb” Ferguson, a South Carolina-born bluesman famous for his flamboyant stage outfits and skills on the piano, has died. He was 77.

After the unforgettable fire of autumn 2006, the band is now relaxing before the busiest December ever! Rumours are circulating that the boys could play in Poland (maybe) to celebrate the wedding of their friend Massai! In the meantime, the band inform us that the first paragraph of the last page of the story in English is nearly finished (...) and that American sweet potatoes are too sweet. But the Thanksgiving dinner was superb. Thank you Brian!!

Double up for Salvera last week! Big deal at Champagneria in Candeli on thursday with pizza at only 2 €uro (very classy) and the usual happy friday at Barone Rosso in Siena, where someone told us that the band could play for the New Year's Eve. We'll see!
Stay tuned!!

Great gig in the sky of Florence tonight!! Don't miss the show at Champagneria in Candeli, just outside Florence. And tomorrow have party at The Barone Rosso in Siena, for the Salvera late night show!!

Saturday birthday party for Gabriele at Baraka in Prato, with lots and lots of fans ready to enjoy the event. Salvera played the best songs on the menu and the people looked to appreciate it much more than the music mixed after by the MC Sandrino in his very first time. Which was a good job anyway, Sandrino, no problem!! As usual, Anto called Gabriele from abroad (Madrid) to say "Happy Birthday" and, as usual, Solda didn't. Could Salvera ignore a thing like that? Of course not!

God save the Queen and the Salvera!! English crazy wave last night at Loonees with all those british guys laughing and drinking and dancing shameless on the Salvera smashing hits. Three nice ladies (Sophie, Hanna and Sarah) told us "Salvera rocks!". And that was after the first pint, so it could be true. Wicked!!

A new fresh show for Salvera saturday the 11th for the Gabriele's birthday at Baraka, Prato. He's gonna give a french kiss to everybody who's going to tell him "you look younger than ever!". So if you are coming to the party and Gabriele is not your kind, shut up!!

Big Wednesday last night at Loonees!! Thank you all for coming to see us from every part of the world. Best country of the night was Virginia, US. We tried the Green Day's Wake me up When Sept comes: great song, but it's not ready. The question is: Who's visiting this website from Germany and Croatia?? Talk to you l8er

Hello everybody!! Welcome to the brand new Salvera website!!
Please send us your pictures and comments.. and of course don't miss the next show!! See you there!!